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Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus
by Death Menace April 17, 2022
This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"
"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"
by undispute May 14, 2008
The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019
Pow! Ohh dang he really bite that Mille person. RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! He's a master of Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy!
by Joseph Harris February 23, 2008
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick March 01, 2007
Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 09, 2011
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
by Drahky96 October 17, 2023