Koonverbal

When you’re so high you start microtwerking

Guys, I’m not non-verbal, I’m koonverbal!

by Coomboy February 5, 2026

Koonverbal

When you’re so high you get up and start microtwerking

Guys, I’m not non-verbal, I’m koonverbal!

by Coomboy February 5, 2026

Kooni

A persian term used to describe Iranian men who prefer bumming other Iranian men. This is due to iranian men's inability to schmooze the persian ladies.

I think Cyrus is Kooni? How do you know? His dick tastes like shit.

by ScubaSamm August 15, 2025

Kooning

Kooning is where you jerk/finger/rub somebody else off, but you cum instead of them.

"I was kooning with Melody marks, it was great!"

by epicgamercode12 November 5, 2025

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama May 7, 2018

Griffin Koonsman

A medieval giant that stood over 73 feet tall, he can break the sound barrier by jogging, he typically is hairless and roams the amazon rainforest during the years of 1563-2004

Holy shit griffin Koonsman is raiding the castle!!

by Benya mom over September 27, 2019

Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson

Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021