knicked

1) to steal

2) to get caught

1) me and Pete just knicked all these candy bars from the shop

2) did you hear Pete and Shaun got knicked for stealing them candy bars

by Gabriel Grimm April 2, 2009

fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.

"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"

by bleccch22 March 22, 2010

Knacker's yard

Area of a slaughterhouse where animal carcasses unfit for human consumption are rendered into useful materials such as glue.

As an English colloquial expression, it is used to describe a person or object that is spent beyond all reasonable use, as in "He is only fit for the knacker's yard".

"If Barry Bonds' knee gets any worse, the only trade the Giants will find possible is one with the knacker's yard".

by Guy Dalziel August 3, 2006

yo-yo knickers

a lady, or in this age, gentleman, who is selectively promiscuous.

first seen in Ireland in the 1970s

She must have yo-yo knickers to have slept with that many guys.

by heather September 24, 2004

Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one

I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe

by Cill-bert March 9, 2009

stall knocker

A fag, homo, queer or otherwise same sex inclined individual. May be encountered in public bathrooms, possibly knocking on your stall.

Chachi was a raging homosexual sex fiend. Most Friday nights he could be found as a stall knocker at the bus station.

by Harold balsagna January 13, 2008

keep your knickers on

said to someone who's getting far too panicy about some minor thing... like keep your hair on, keep cool.. etc..

I'll do it in a minute! keep your knickers on!

by sibergoth June 11, 2006