Sandy Knees

A proper term for giving head on the beach, Common in Coastal Cities.

Riley and his girlfriend got back late to the hotel, she had Sandy Knees ; )

by mister.Mingo July 19, 2021

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

fire knees

When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise

Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.

by pattykakes March 18, 2022

Skin Knees

A British cunt bucket who skinned is knees in kickball like a fucking retard.

Skin knees is overweight.

by Skin knees April 11, 2022

BBQ Knees

Is it when you spread bbq sauce on the back of your knees and then moan “hooooooooo yahhhhhh”

Hey, we doing BBQ knees this weekend?

by PrinceYashua August 19, 2022

Wobbly knees

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know

Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

getting the knees out

The moment during a sporting event when anxiety reaches a critical mass, causing a spectator to pull on their pant legs to a point at which their knees become visible.

I had just walked into the bar and could tell the game wasn't going well. It was only the third quarter and Dean was already getting the knees out.

by YANNInotYANNI February 19, 2012