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emo boy's kissing

When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.
Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.
by mickeymouse July 22, 2008
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Kisting

Dude I was Kisting my girlfriend yesterday when I was out sick!
by Alex vigil97 October 16, 2011
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emo girls kissing

What happens when two emo boys kiss. There's no such thing as a female emo. All emos are homosexual boys.
Guy 1: Check it out! Over there! Two emo girls kissing!!

Guy 2: Umm... Emo girls don't exsist, dude. Those are two little emo fag boys kissing....

Guy 1: Let's kick their asses.

Hilarity ensues.
by Cheer Up, Emo Kid! December 15, 2008
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Kissing is Like Coffee

Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.

"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"

"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"
by futureactiveparticiple April 26, 2014
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kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.
"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"
by poudreaux April 30, 2015
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Kissing the cheese

Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.
Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!
by Crazy Breezy June 25, 2015
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Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.
"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"
by Spastik August 1, 2016
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