A Very Sexy,Nice,Mature,Caring, Lover Boy That Draws The attention of almost everyone around him. He Loves Gaming but is generally shy and timid around new people that he meets Sometimes, but all in all He is the sweetest Boy ever that many want to be in a relationship with. He Is The Nicest Boy That ever walked the face of the earth. His Big Blue eyes will draw the attention of others just so they can be his girl.
by 2004kid August 13, 2018
Get the Keller mug.Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
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What the Helen Keller?
What the Helen Keller is going on?
Who the Helen Keller left pubes on the toilet seat?
What the Helen Keller?
What the Helen Keller is going on?
Who the Helen Keller left pubes on the toilet seat?
by Qt tip February 13, 2019
Get the Helen Keller mug.A Welsh Or Hebrew Given Name. He Is sweet and caring, He is an all-around good individual and is a bit shy and reserved when people first meet him, But in reality is the cutest and funniest dude reality has ever known, He will stick up for his friends through the roughest times and will tell opressors to kindly back off. he is generally characterized of being tall,Dark-haired,Blue eyed, Smiling, Wearing a sports cap, wearing sweatpants, and wearing a blue and black lined shirt.
by 2004kid September 3, 2018
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Get the Jack Keller mug.Keller is a name given to special people. The name Keller is a Gaelic baby name. In Gaelic the meaning of the name Keller is: Little champion, most of the time. They are very good at music, and enjoy poking people. Keller always has a sweatshirt, just in case :) Keller also has more Fortnite wins than you. Their hair is also strange. You wish you were Keller.
Oh, was that Keller Dorgan? I wish i was him.
I heard Keller Dorgan has more Fortnite wins than ninja.
I heard Keller Dorgan has more Fortnite wins than ninja.
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