Juggernaught

a juggernaught is an extremely obese female, often dressing in clothes for a much thinner woman such as miniskirts and tank tops.
the name is taken from the game Modern Warfare 2, where the juggernaughts are extremely large, tough and hard to kill, it is the same with these female juggernaughts, it is unadvisable to approach one, as they often ensnare young men.

steve: "oh shit look, a juggernaught"
pete: "fetch me my intervention"

matt: "dude...theres a juggernaught behind us..."
will: "pretend you have not noticed and DO NOT make eye contact!"

by stevesthename1 November 21, 2010

cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.

"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008

New Jersey jiggler

Originated in New Jersey, but rapidly went global when the rest of the world felt its sting. Involves coaxing your male friend into mooning someone/somebody. When he drops his britches, you pull out a metal ruler or yard stick and slap the hell out of the back of his wedding tackle. Very painful and unless your friends are complete morons, they will only fall for this all time party favorite once.

Ryan: Hey yo Chris, moon that bus of nuns over there!
Chris: YEAH! (spoken Lil' Jon style)
Chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white ass as Ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
There is a smack heard round the world as Chris's now black n' blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
Chris: Do that again you gheymo and I'll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!

by ruthless January 31, 2005

juggernaut dat hoe

when you're fucking a girl from the back, you proceed to bust on her back, and when she turns around you punch her in the face & yell "I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"

juggernaut dat hoe - next day scenario: "yo you shoulda seen this bitch I fucked last night; she gave me some fucked up look after I busted on her back so I had no choice but to punch her in the face, she must have not known who I was."

by Bojan & Hope April 12, 2008

Jugger

the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass

when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.

by tex May 12, 2004

juggle

the ability to date/obtain as many women as you possibly can with out being caught. to be able to "juggle" you have to have swag, without swag you have nothing.

Ooooh Rob, you crazy to juggle that hardd!

by #jugglin'hard August 20, 2011

juggerbutt

a nice booty, usually being quite large but still very shapely---spawned after the juggernaut bitch video on youtube came out--"Oh, it's the juggernaut bitch!!!" When a girl with a nice big booty walks into the room you say "Oh, it's the juggerbutt!!!"

"Man, did you see the juggerbutt on that girl!!!"

"Oh, here comes the juggerbutt!!!"

by chefemo December 26, 2007