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Jordanfaced 

1. the act of being completely and utterly drunk after a short amount of time with alot of alcohol. 2. same as being shitfaced but in a shorter time with more alcohol. 3. the person that is jordanfaced usually wakes up confused, disoriented, and has some missing pieces of clothing.
"Yo Joey was so Jordanfaced after pounding 24 beers in 15 minutes and didn't remember how he ended up outside in his boxers!"
Jordanfaced by ohbonecrusher October 15, 2009
A Jordan is a caring and loving person with a great sense of humor. She can have a bitchy attitude time to time. But, is an all around awesome person! Jordan's are beautiful, fun and creative people. They love to party and enjoy life's greatest moments. Jordan's are also smart, and clever. They are amazing and every way. And no matter what, Jordan's always speak up for themselves.
Woman A: I wish I was a Jordan!
Woman B: Psh! Same here!
Jordan by MysteryGirl. July 17, 2010
the best daughter in the world,can always make you laugh..great sense of humor and beatious from the inside out.
she is smarter than she lets on.
that's my daughter..(jordan)
jordan by munchkinsmom February 2, 2010

Michael Jordan 

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded
You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

Jordanna 

One of the most beautiful creatures on the Earth. She is kind hearted, loving and very generous. She is indubidibly the best girlfriend in the world and rest assured once you fall in love with her, that's a web you will never be able to fight your way out of. Let us not forget that she is extremely great in bed.
I fell in love with Jordanna.
Jordanna by Spunky bum trumpet February 3, 2010