1. the act of being completely and utterly drunk after a short amount of time with alot of alcohol. 2. same as being shitfaced but in a shorter time with more alcohol. 3. the person that is jordanfaced usually wakes up confused, disoriented, and has some missing pieces of clothing.
"Yo Joey was so Jordanfaced after pounding 24 beers in 15 minutes and didn't remember how he ended up outside in his boxers!"
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