jomhoe

When your bestfriend sleeps with your mum or dad and then becomes your new step-mum/dad

“bro she did a jomhoe…”

by 67meltmaxxergooner October 29, 2025

JOMO

Acronym meaning Joy Of Missing Out.

Acts as a counter to FOMO and prompts one to reflect on all the good things that can come if you just don't fall into the FOMO traps of everyday life.

By Depardieus

I thought about swapping the engine on the old BMW, but just the time, the expense and all that crap that never fits right made me feel a lot of JOMO.

by Depardieus November 13, 2025

Daniel jampolski

A Daniel that likes to drive a benzer.

Yooo that guy is named Daniel jampolski! He shurely drives a benzer.

by Rolkfkhf November 24, 2021

No Jomo

The Ultimate come back to someone in an argument. Anyone who says "NO JOMO" In an argument instantly wins\
no matter how outrageous it may be.

Reece: "you're so stupid bro" Jaden: "No you are, and you like musty toes NO JOMO!"

by Tootuff4ya September 19, 2022

No Jomo

The ultimate comeback after your friend/foe gives you a challenge. Or if you just want them to do something of your bidding. They cannot deny any jomo. It's inevitable.

"Hey bro Your gay." "no, No jomo I'm not."

by vos1c September 19, 2022