Jeremy

The most handsome, loving, faithful, caring, motivated, and protective man in the world. He will protect the people he loves. He is a blessing to have in your life and will remain in your memory forever. Once you have encountered Jeremy, he will leave a lasting impression upon you. Having the love of Jeremy is privledge.

I wish I had a Jeremy.

by malibu2007 August 30, 2010

Jeremy

A guy who is kind of smart.
He uses big words to make himself sound smart when sometimes doesn’t even know what they mean.
A true sesquepedelian
Race: Most likely Chinese

Bad at math

Jeremy: “I hope you are not ambivalent to your precarious situation. I am a precocious young male so it would be in your best interest to debate from me. Unless you want to be a bigot.”

by Anon onus dad March 2, 2019

Jeremy

1. outright sarcastic but very friendly
2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts

Jeremy's humor is sarcastic but you can count on him in helping the poor and the needy.

by loli pop February 3, 2010

Jeremy

Fucked up drugy who still loves a girl that broke his heart

He’s a stoner

Oh ya that’s Jeremy

by Crackheadslut December 6, 2019

Jeremiah Johnson

When you rub semen on the face of your victim, specifically the upper lip and chin/cheek regions. Then proceed to rub your un manicured pubic area on said area until the semen dries the rogue pubes. Thus giving the illusion that the victim has a beard akin to the great Jeremiah Johnson.

Hey Christina, I honestly think you would look great with a beard. Mind if I Jeremiah Johnson you?

by trosk-ski October 28, 2013

Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt - new rhyming slang for Cunt.

That man is a a right "Jeremy Hunt!"

by AngryDoc September 20, 2016

Jeremy's Mom

A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.

"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.

by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010