When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.
Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
by Dantosis September 16, 2011
I cant believe how many Jersey Whores watch that awful crap. A lot of bitch about how these smucks are famous and then promote it.
by Parth S Patel March 11, 2011
A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.
John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving....
Peter: What the hell are you talking about?
John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!
Peter: What the hell are you talking about?
John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!
by Patiodude March 28, 2011
Southern part of jersey obvoiusly. People who live there have a 'south jersey accent.' we dont say JOYSEEY, we say JERZY. Wawa's took over all the 7-11s and you go somewhere other then jersey you wonder why there arent any wawas... South Jerzy rockz
South Jersy Choir DIrector:
Just becuz you live in SOUTH jersey doesn't mean you have to sound like it!
Just becuz you live in SOUTH jersey doesn't mean you have to sound like it!
by n/a March 19, 2005
While performing intercourse on the Jersey shore, a man will pull out and proceed to dip his member in the sand and re-insert and continue pleasuring his random fuck (because you obviously wouldn't do this to anyone you want to see again)
by Mike the Master April 28, 2006
by Joe Joe Blowe December 29, 2007
The best state in the nation, where everything is within walking distance, people are friendly and know how to drive, whilst tourists claim that we drive like "maniacs" because they just don't know any better. Home of several national parks and one of the wealthiest counties in the nation, and one of the most respected ivy league schools as well. Many criticize New Jersey because we love our state so much, and they're jealous that ours is one of the most educated and prosperous in the nation. New Jersey is a wonderful place to live with many attractions that are overlooked and the state as a whole is completely underestimated.
Fuckhead: Oh you're from JOISEY,heh heh he he hehehehe, what exit?!?!?!?!
Jerseyian: You're a sad sad person....
Jerseyian: You're a sad sad person....
by [DrunkenBusDriver] March 01, 2004