by Guntaker1999 January 15, 2017
Joe-hey jon you got like one kill that round, whats the matter?
Jon-I used up all my Leet Jelly ,i need to order another jar.
Jon-I used up all my Leet Jelly ,i need to order another jar.
by sykishi October 29, 2008
The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).
Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
by Leroy Actionslax October 06, 2015
Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.
by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013
by Rooster Rue January 17, 2015
by mrjames July 01, 2014
to me jellies are just fashion i wear lots of them in every color yeah some of my friends are into the sexual meanings but me i think its gay..i'm a skater its just something to wear like a pair of jeans i mean if i wanted to have sex or anything i would do it b/c i felt ready and b/c i was ready not b/c one of my jellies got broke its really gay but here they mean
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger
i was at a party and someone broke one of my pink jellies and said its time to make out..i walked away sayin its not my style
by Britt May 11, 2004