jelly cock

When you are soft but still cumming

I was jacking off last night when I jelly cocked

by Guntaker1999 January 15, 2017

Shelf Jelly

The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).

Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."

by Leroy Actionslax November 23, 2015

Jelly thot

A female that becomes threatened by a nicer woman and resorts to bitchy impulses. Jelly thots are often seemingly sweet on the outside but when feeling threatened may range from aggressive to stubborn. Jelly thots are found living in plastic bags prominently found in areas of immaturity and in the vicinity of multiple penises.

"Did you see how she reacted when she was given a logical answer?"
"Yeah she's a jelly thot."

by Wild thot hunter October 3, 2017

Herbal Jelly

Herbal Jelly is a black coloured slightly bitter form of jelly, made of all natural ingredients. A chinese form of food, it is tasty to some, but others find it too bitter. Honestly to me, it isn't that bad, actually pretty good! Herbal Jelly is said to be a cold food, so eat it in the summer when you need to cool down.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.

'Hey mom, it's really hot. Can you buy some herbal jelly at the store?'

'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'

by herbal supplyment June 20, 2020

slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.

Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."

by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013

Launching The Jellies

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.

"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|

by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023

jelly bracelets

to me jellies are just fashion i wear lots of them in every color yeah some of my friends are into the sexual meanings but me i think its gay..i'm a skater its just something to wear like a pair of jeans i mean if i wanted to have sex or anything i would do it b/c i felt ready and b/c i was ready not b/c one of my jellies got broke its really gay but here they mean
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger

i was at a party and someone broke one of my pink jellies and said its time to make out..i walked away sayin its not my style

by Britt May 10, 2004