jarray

a mexican kid with an accent.

look at that jarray! you see that jarray?

by Suazy October 21, 2007

jarrett wandler

one of the biggest drug dealers in swift current, who fucks shit up and gets his dick sucked every night before bed by some of the hottest bitches in town.

i wish i got my dicked sucked at night before bed like jarrett wandler!

by jaaarrreeettt November 21, 2010

Jarrod

A kid with an afro, who makes his living accusing others of being gay on Xbox Live.

Man, Jarrod joined my party and started screaming "Who likes men?!" again.

by Professor Anderson January 23, 2018

christian jarrett

A creepy person who will make your live an endless soul crushing darkness wet and bleak and suffocating. He is also watching you.

Christian Jarrett will kill you in your sleep. At your house

by Cj233333 February 23, 2017

Jarrettsville

Jarrettsville-A diminutive town located in rural Harford County, Maryland, consisting of a few small neighborhoods and businesses

(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)

Jarrettsville offers:

*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department

*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant

*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store

*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival

...that's about it.

Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.

Warning:
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:

*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties

*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs

*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...

Jarrettsville is the place where dreamers remain dreamers.

by Mr. Anonymous Coward May 10, 2009

Jarreth

A anime, metal loving geek who is good at cooking. funny and nice people named jarreth are also really great friends you can rely on them for anything but be aware they have mysterious pasts and can be violent but if you look past that they are genuine and caring. They are usually british and named after David bowie as the goblin king, there spirit animal is also a wolf. be aware though they are also the cutest guys you will ever meet you may just fall in love. go to jarreth for all your needs hes always to lend a hand even though they are rather crazy.

have you seen jarreth?

yeah hes helping sarah out!

by alakaykat February 6, 2014

jarrettsville

Jarrettsville is a small town located in northern Harford County, MD. It is a small town, with an ever so popular 7-11 located in it. It seems to be the "cool spot to hang out" with all the local "race car drivers". Also in Jarrettsville, there happens to be a certain neighborhood, with an unusual trashiness around it. This "hood" is located in the outskirts of Jarrettsville, and has items native only to Jarrettsville. This hood, along with Jarrettsville, have a few rather interesting features. Some of these features include a streetlight with a working lightswitch, an actual school lock hanging from powerlines (was actually thrown there the same way you throw shoes on powerlines) and a rather friendly Geo Metro that likes to cruise around Jarrettsville. This shitty little Metro can be seen smashing through barricades and running over stop signs. The people in Jarrettsville are also trash. One particular kid "Berfer" is a prime example. This kid represents the total apatheticness of Jarrettsville. He does what he wants when he wants to, without any concern. He officially started the trend of breaking the streetlights in Jarrettsville. All in all, Jarrettsville is just some dumpy ass town in Harford County in which all the little hicks attend North Harford and receive an "education".

Mac- "Man, did you fellows catch that shitty Geo Metro?"
?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."

by Reed, Mr. May 14, 2005