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January 1st 

National Toe Sucking day
It’s January 1st bois, it’s toe time.

January 17 

National Smack a bitch, beat your meat, anime titties, hoe around, and slap ur friend day. Also.... u have a big penis
Person: Hey!

Me: what
Person: It's January 17
Me: ok
January 17 by Uh oh... STINKY! October 17, 2019

January 15th 

The day of the year with no definition, ironically the least used month and day mentioned in TikToks. This day is officially now called Pitbull Day because he was born then (Mr Worldwide.)
"Are you excited for January 15th?"

"Don't you know Chae Hyungwon was born then too!"
January 15th by peepsalot October 17, 2019

January 10 

National Take videos of your boyfriend all day
Sam:hey is that your boyfriend

Kairy: yeah ima take videos of him all day because it’s January 10
January 10 by XboxgamerKz February 7, 2020

January 13th

January 13th is the day intelligent and crazy people are born and is national cry yourself to bed day!
Its January 13th her Birthday WOW she must be the smartest in the whole school!

Wow its national cry yourself to sleep day welp time to cry!!!
January 13th by Haily Bisexual January 4, 2021

January 13 

National "Have a bath with a toy duck" day! Celebrated worldwide.
I'm going to have a bath with a toy duck today!
Why?
Because it's January 13th!