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Jade

the most hamazing person in the world
perfect and matt t can definiatly not live without her
ahamazingly hot and beautiful the hottest girl in rms
I LOVE HER TO DEATH<33333333
"Matt your so luckey to be going out with jade"
by jadelover January 12, 2008
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Jade

a name that belongs to an amazing person who will always make you laugh no matter what. it may be hard to get to know her at first but once you have you will always be able to count on her and will never let you down. she is a naturally pretty person but never seems to think so. but she can be a tad clumsy but its something that you and her will be able to laugh about. if you know a jade you are one lucky peep. :)
"omg she seems so nice whats her name"
"jade"
"makes sense"
by mylezzzzz April 30, 2020
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jade

name of a precious stone usually a name given to a female of exotic nature with long dark hair and an infectious personality...mmm sounds hot!lives life to the fullest and people tend to question mental stability tends to be spontanious...but a very loyal friend with a heart of gold would do anything for her friends.
"jade is so damn hot"...jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her stilettos up guys assholes
by jadagiselle February 6, 2010
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Jade

Jade <A girls name> and a type of girl you don't want to bring home to Mother,

Any girl with this name is usually a pretty girl but it's gone straight to her head. She's beautiful and she knows it and uses it to persuaded guys into doing her dirty deads.

She's liar but never get caught cause she's been doing it since childhood

Usually a "try hard" and always changing to what's in style, never has her own style.. always trying to impress and be the princess in any crowd.

She's known to be a great girl in the bedroom and is usually cause she's had LOTS of practice. Usually Bisexual also.
Jade is famously known to cheat on every guy she's with and use them. And she wont even tell you if she has a BF or GF or Husband or Wife until it's too late and your in deep and if you the one being cheated on she will have so many lies wrapped around you, you won't even know what's up and what's down, usually unaware of even being lied to cause she's just that good at it.

Known as a slut and whore and to have many STD's cause of this and also keeps that a hush secret until it's too late and this is what made her so good in bed but was she worth the risk? Beware and put on 2 rubbers for this Dirty gal.

She's that girl in school that everyone hates but is nice to her face cause she's so damn fake and phony nice but everyone knows she's an evil bitch behind the 10 pounds of make up.
by Jack-Off-Jackie March 26, 2010
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Jade

Jade is a short, beautiful South African girl who lights up your life. Her laugh is contagious and stunning. Her eyes as blue as the ocean, hair blonder than the Sahara, and it’s amazing. Lovely to talk to and couldn’t be nicer.
by JRBC June 3, 2018
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Jade

Is an ugly sket and likes sucking dick not loyal likes playing boys around and overall in a massive joke
Jade is a fucking slag
by Unknown999999999 February 21, 2017
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Jade

stupid bitch that needs some mental support and bigger boobs :)
ew its jade! she needs help!
by needs help :) July 24, 2018
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