Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot January 17, 2016

Itchy-Scratchy

When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.

"That boy won't stop looking at me"

"It's giving itchy-scratchy"

by Starchild42 May 30, 2022

Itchy scratchy

My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)

“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”

Itchy scratchy is the reason we never visit your house

by epicinator November 05, 2022

Itchy Toe

Itchy Toe

Itchy Toe

by Itchy Toe April 23, 2021

itchy arm

someone has the/an "itchy arm" when they are jonesin' for some heroine injected into the arm.

I had such the itchy arm visiting my sister this weekend..

by NorskGod August 08, 2010

Itchy Richie

When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.

I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.

by Sewage moose February 03, 2018

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 24, 2022