itchy eye

Euphemism for the anus. Specifically referencing it's proclivity to itch when unclean or uncared for.

Having nothing else handy, Mike used a toothbrush to take care of his itchy eye.

by Spmarx May 18, 2006

Itchy Anus

Itchy Anus is when there is an uncontrollable and unsatisfiable itchy feeling in the anus area. This could cause one to lose all focus on anything else going on because of its powerfull ability to annoy.

Jason: God Damn!! I am going completely mad! I have such bad itchy anus. I scratch and I scratch, but it doesnt seem to go away.

Pete:Well, be careful, don't scratch too hard or you might start bleeding.

by Androu March 11, 2008

Itch

When the skin becomes irritated and just A finger can relieve the pain.

Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please?
Chad: MMMMMM!
Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special!
Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!

by SlopNChop February 28, 2017

itchy beard

Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.

Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!

by Bad Ass Troll May 30, 2006

Itchable

Something that is very itchy.

Dude, oh rash is so itchable today.

by Justamuffin December 29, 2007

Itachi Uchiha

He is the hottest man out there ❤️

Itachi Uchiha can fuck me till i die.

by Leviswife February 1, 2021

belly itcher

In baseball, a lousy pitcher. Comes from "We need a pitcher, not a belly itcher!"

The Detroit Tigers are a great offensive team, but they don't stand much chance of post-season play. They have too many belly itchers.

by brie_46902 July 27, 2010