by anonynym271 June 01, 2022
someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018
by monkeynuts94 April 07, 2015
by Salt discriminater May 01, 2021
by Salt discriminater May 01, 2021
When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?
Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
by Cavejoncen October 23, 2019