The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

Shrimpass Incident

Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident

It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.

Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident…

by Fishnuggets66 September 29, 2023

masymas incident

When a ber’ie slops shit out of his anus and smears it across a supermarket front door

Ber’ie just had a masymas incident the other day

by negrooooballsaa April 18, 2024

The bridge incident

The infamous incident where Pewdiepie said a certain word starting with the letter "N" in PUBG while on a bridge.

Person 1: Ever heard of the bridge incident?
Person 2: Yeah, to be honest pewdiepie did nothing wrong.
Person 1: dafuk you mean?

by Yothou12 April 28, 2024

Cup Incident

An instance of sex where a male cums inside of a cup, and then the female drinks the contents of the cup.

Let's commit a cup incident tonight!

by Da bread April 29, 2024

Cup Incident

A type of sexual intimacy where a female grabs a cup, and tells the male to fill the cup with his cum. The male accepts, and fills the cup with his cum, which then the female drinks the contents of the cup.

Female- heyyy, want to commit a cup incident?
Male- yeah, sure :)

by Da bread May 1, 2024