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Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.
"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019
by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025
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saddle bagging

The process of wrapping another man's sack around your dick with one ball on one side and one ball on the other and stroking until climax
My boyfriend's ass was hurting too much so we had to settle for saddle bagging
by The Real Dwobbit May 26, 2018
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Double Saddle

When a female and male both have to urinate at the same time. The female sits on the toilet and the male sits on top of her urinating between her thighs into the toilet.
Two people of the opposite sex need to pee at the same time with one bathroom available. The female sits on the toilet while the male sits on top of her and aims into the toilet between her thighs while peeing simultaneously. (Double Saddle)
by CBN0628 May 13, 2025
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Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by boobymoomy January 14, 2022
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Saddle Boy

A boy who does a lot of questionable, suspicious, feminine shit. They are usually in the closet.
Vagina: You can’t have me, you’re just a Saddle Boy!

Saddle Boy: Ok I’ll just die either out of the closet or a virgin
by Fleezus Christ November 29, 2017
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Saddle Ranch

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched
by Saddlerancher April 25, 2021
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golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.
After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.
by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017
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