When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.
Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
by See not us November 17, 2018
The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.
Dude: *sleeping*
Daisy: *farts really loudly*
Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!
Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.
Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!
Dude: *sleeping*
Daisy: *farts really loudly*
Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!
Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.
Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!
by Anonymous1847282718181 March 08, 2020
when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis
by king23232495 November 07, 2009
The absolutely best JPOP group that has ever existed! Totally cute jgirls that you will splooge your pants watching thier goofy onscreen antics.
by Takaaki April 09, 2003
Defecation immediately upon waking.
If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.
If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.
"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."
"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 04, 2005
by Grumpy Gril'la December 08, 2015
when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.
i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down
by 569683786 August 06, 2007