White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.
Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2010
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ill-mail

The email you or your co-workers read upon returning to work from being sick.
What's Tony talking about? -Oh that. Nevermind, he's just reading his ill-mail from last week.
by Zack Zagato December 05, 2007
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Mate Mail

The complete opposite of Hate Mail Mate Mail is either a letter or an email from your best friends.
I turned on my computer today and had a ton of Mate Mail waiting for me
by SceneOne September 06, 2010
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ass mail

when your sister/motheris letting you stick some dick up her ass
i Just did a crapton of ass mail to my mom
by ass mail December 08, 2016
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D-mail

Short for Desk Mail

When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.
Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"
by Beanerous Brokus I March 25, 2006
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White mail

An act in which a male ejaculates into an envelope, seals it and hands it to someone they really hate. The person would be so immediately disgusted as if they had been blackmailed, thus the name.
I gave some white mail to Jim from the workplace last night after he pissed me off yesterday.
by #NOTTHEREALME May 20, 2020
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hard mail

Postal mail. It's hard as in tangible, on paper, like hard copy, plus hard as in difficult.

(verb or modified noun)
My mom says I'm going to have to hard mail my thank you notes.

or

My grandfather only accepts hard mail.
by Pam Walatka February 10, 2009
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