The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.
Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2010
by Zack Zagato December 05, 2007
by SceneOne September 06, 2010
by ass mail December 08, 2016
Short for Desk Mail
When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.
When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.
Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail
or
Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.
or
Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"
or
Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.
or
Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"
by Beanerous Brokus I March 25, 2006
An act in which a male ejaculates into an envelope, seals it and hands it to someone they really hate. The person would be so immediately disgusted as if they had been blackmailed, thus the name.
by #NOTTHEREALME May 20, 2020
Postal mail. It's hard as in tangible, on paper, like hard copy, plus hard as in difficult.
(verb or modified noun)
(verb or modified noun)
My mom says I'm going to have to hard mail my thank you notes.
or
My grandfather only accepts hard mail.
or
My grandfather only accepts hard mail.
by Pam Walatka February 10, 2009