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IBS

IBS is short for "i bust shit"

It is a condition that makes you shit too much, and that might make you die. (sourse: trust me)
Many people have died from IBS, like your mom, my mom, and joe biden.
Guy 1: "My doctor said i might have IBS, because i be bussin' too much shit, and that is dangerous for my life"
Guy 2: "Damn dude, that shit sucks"
by BrigitteFelix August 19, 2022
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NICE IB

A saying used against an IB student who is destined to fail their IB examinations
Friend 1: I failed my maths test

Friend 2: NICE IB MATE
by ooft mate February 19, 2019
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IB

International Baccalaureate, a program created to torture students AKA International Bullshit.
Person 1: Hey are you doing the IB program?

Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?
by elmoiloveu October 16, 2020
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IB

Welcome to the International Baccalaureate Organization. Here, you will experience a vivid simulation of abyss and hell. You will build your skill as an IB Learner, and recognize the importance of handling personal breakdowns. In IB, you will encounter many opportunities that are recommended by past victims to escape from; despite the obvious answer being IBO itself, students are encouraged to disregard their responsibility in the Extended Essay, CAS Experiences, and Theory of Knowledge. In a extent, students are emboldened to run away from the mental illnesses that come forth with the Diploma Programme.
I hope you rot in IB

He sold his soul to IB

"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."

"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
by 吾自深渊来 September 23, 2020
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ibs

oh you died? ibs.
by autotheibsking March 31, 2021
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ibs

Hey, I know that we’ve never me it in person but... can you be my ibs?
by meyagirlg August 1, 2019
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