A period during Pre-IB where there are numerous assignments due throughout a student’s Pre-AP, Pre-IB, and AP classes are due around the same time.
Y’all, this is some Pre-IB Hazing bull crap (Presentation in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-AP Geometry, 2 Pager due in Pre-IB English 1, Essay in AP Human Geography, Test in AP Computer Science Principles, Test in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-IB English 1, Project in Pre-AP Geometry, Test in Pre-AP Spanish 2, all in one week. This is a real example)
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Irresistible booty syndrome or IBS is a term referred to those whose bottom is a magnet. You know, the ones you just wanna drum on like bongos.
Hey girl, have you been to the doctor recently? Because it looks like you have IBS.
Damn, I was just looking at you from behind. You definitely have IBS.
Damn, I was just looking at you from behind. You definitely have IBS.
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by 9lemon March 8, 2025
Get the Ib booty meat mug.Pronounced "ibb" an Ib is an "Ignorant Belligerent". A young person 14-22 who causes trouble and is an overall nuisance.
Too old to be a jit
Too old to be a jit
Look at those ib's
Yo ib help me out
Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.
Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that
Yo ib help me out
Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.
Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that
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Get the Ib mug.International Baccalaureate or International Bullshit, which was probably introduced by a bunch of Swiss grandpas to make students' lives a fucking hell since 1968. You are required to sacrifice your hobbies, interests, social life, sleep, a daily dose of sunshine and life :3
Students are asked (no they are forced) to take 3 Standard Level Subjects and 3 Higher Level subjects, but some intellectual mfs take FUCKING 4 HIGHER LEVEL SUBJECTS to pass this diploma. There is a "philosophical" subject called the Theory of Knowledge (which is compulsory btw) where you either watch Ted Talks in class, dose off or question your existence. Trust me, I am still questioning my music album collection because of this subject.
Next is an Extended Essay which would earlier make you feel excited because you would get a chance to write something you like BUT later you would have realised that killing yourself would be better. It is 4000 words btw.
And my favorite portion, CAS aka how to socialise and make your life hell. You are also required to do a CAS project which your teacher would reject while buttering you up and imposing THEIR ideas on YOUR project (my teacher rejected my project).
In short, if you get a chance to do IB, DON'T DO IT!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Doing IB made me question my academic strength and made me suicidal, to those who are either doing MYP or a different curriculum, RUN from The IB while you still can :D
Students are asked (no they are forced) to take 3 Standard Level Subjects and 3 Higher Level subjects, but some intellectual mfs take FUCKING 4 HIGHER LEVEL SUBJECTS to pass this diploma. There is a "philosophical" subject called the Theory of Knowledge (which is compulsory btw) where you either watch Ted Talks in class, dose off or question your existence. Trust me, I am still questioning my music album collection because of this subject.
Next is an Extended Essay which would earlier make you feel excited because you would get a chance to write something you like BUT later you would have realised that killing yourself would be better. It is 4000 words btw.
And my favorite portion, CAS aka how to socialise and make your life hell. You are also required to do a CAS project which your teacher would reject while buttering you up and imposing THEIR ideas on YOUR project (my teacher rejected my project).
In short, if you get a chance to do IB, DON'T DO IT!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Doing IB made me question my academic strength and made me suicidal, to those who are either doing MYP or a different curriculum, RUN from The IB while you still can :D
Student 1: How's your girlfriend?
Student 2: She's great man, how's yours student 3?
Student 3: Girlfriend? I haven't talked to her in MONTHS! I DO IB!!!
Student 4: *I have 4 Higher Level subjects, and I also do the IB. Will I ever get into a relationship??"
Student 2: She's great man, how's yours student 3?
Student 3: Girlfriend? I haven't talked to her in MONTHS! I DO IB!!!
Student 4: *I have 4 Higher Level subjects, and I also do the IB. Will I ever get into a relationship??"
by imjustagworl June 12, 2024
Get the IB mug.An IB accent is usually seen amongst IB graduates. It is an international accent that is somewhat similar to mid-Atlantic/transatlantic accent. However, the difference is that you also hear pain and agony in their accent and voices as a result of IB. If you hear a mid/transatlantic accent and sounds dead inside, yep, you’ve spotted the IB accent.
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