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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪
person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask
by alexlol_ April 1, 2023
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I just danced the railway

Doing something risky but fun, like dancing on railway tracks before a locomotive bears down upon your somewhat destructible flesh.
“Shit man you nearly got hit by that truck, why the fuck were you doing the moonwalk in the street?”
Yeah man ‘I just danced the railway’”
by Phukphase February 20, 2021
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I just lost my dawg

A meme song people use on shitposts
Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted
by XLrationspeed98 December 7, 2024
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Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 5, 2024
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I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.
House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
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