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hung jumper

1. N. A paratrooper stuck in a tree or somewhere unable to land in the ground.

2. N. A turd that comes out partially and gets stuck. Unlike a turtle head that pops in and out like its playing peekaboo.
Hey, look at that hung jumper. Maybe we should cut him down.

Omg I can't pass that turd. It's a hung jumper.
by Hungjumper13 May 30, 2017
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Hung Tran

by MsPerry December 14, 2021
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hung bomb

A turd that comes part-way out of your ass then gets stuck, causing one to strain severely in order to pass it.
Jim: Damn! Did you see how red Frank's face was when he came out of the shitter?

Jack: Yeah, I bet he was in there trying to drop a hung bomb.
by Strycher69 September 2, 2008
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Hung out to dry

To convince someone that you're both going to do something stupid and/or dangerous, only to bail out at the last minute so that only they do it.
Mary: Did you and Buford raid that dungeon yesterday with Jerry?
Todd: Naw, we got hung out to dry.
by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021
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hung like a seahorse

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
by Freed-olay January 15, 2008
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Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011
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Hung Dong

An asian supermarket, commonly referred to as Hung Dong Supermarket.. Sells noodles.. rice.. and other asian stuff. They also sell potatoes and carrots. Wide selection of.. stuff..
Asian dude #1 - "My mom tell me go buy some rice."
Asian dude #2 - "I alway buy my rice from dat store, Hung Dong.."
Asian dude #1 and #2 in unison-"LET GO HUNG DONG AND PARTY!!"
*Flys away hand in hand*
by HungDongFoo. November 6, 2007
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