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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
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how you feel

It Basically addresses one’s stupidity and by asking “how you feel? “ it is the same thing as saying “you feel dumb don’t you ?”
“Ah you caught my nigga, how you feel ?”
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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get it how you living

Prison slang, typically for when you partake in an act people don’t appreciate or are offended by. Which can range from a number of things, depending on who is upset and what typically tips them over the edge.
Prisoner 1: “bruh I make over $100 on commissary a week I’m loaded”

Prisoner 2: “ay bruh you better stop bragging before you get it how you living”
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How You Hear How

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the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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That's how this works, you can throw him/her

A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.
Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
by rammicam October 3, 2022
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