Logan houston

An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent

Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.

by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021

Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.

Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot

by Estebe January 17, 2025

Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022

Standby Houston

The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.

Standby Houston proudly bringing you decaf.

by G81 May 5, 2021

Houston Kool Aid

Robitussin or cough medicine.

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.

by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018

Houston Elliott

Coolest muthafucka alive!

Guy 1: You ever hang out with Houston Elliott
Guy 2: Hell yeh he's the muthafuckin bomb!

by That guy that is not cool June 24, 2011

Houston

A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.

Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.

by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018