Muddy Hotdog

After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!

Dude i ran out of lube so i had to pull a muddy hotdog last night!

by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011

honry hotdog

when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.

lindsey and lexy are a little honry hotdog right now!

by Robert Smith June 18, 2006

Turkish Hotdog

A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle

Dude, that bitch was so fuckin skanky, i gave her a turkish hotdog man!

by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006

harvard hotdog

before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.

so did you get your d wet last night?

no...

what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?

i pulled the old harvard hotdog.

classic!

by samuel bissell March 21, 2009

hotdog for lunch

Hotdog for lunch involves your girlfriend jacking you off under the table in a high school cafeteria because you just cant fucking wait till school is out.

Guy 1 "Dude is she having a hotdog for lunch?!?"
Guy 2 "Whoa, she is. Bold move."

by Rick Ramalot April 11, 2011

Smoking the Hotdog

Sucking a sweaty dick

Jenny was smoking the Hotdog on the highschool quarterback

by Quasidodo June 10, 2018

Homeless Hotdog

Cumming on a hotdog and then proceeding to throw it at a homeless person.

Hey let’s give that hobo a homeless hotdog

by Aa56 April 6, 2021