Muddy Hotdog

After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!

Dude i ran out of lube so i had to pull a muddy hotdog last night!

by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011

honry hotdog

when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.

lindsey and lexy are a little honry hotdog right now!

by Robert Smith June 18, 2006

Turkish Hotdog

A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle

Dude, that bitch was so fuckin skanky, i gave her a turkish hotdog man!

by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006

harvard hotdog

before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.

so did you get your d wet last night?

no...

what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?

i pulled the old harvard hotdog.

classic!

by samuel bissell March 21, 2009

Hotdog Dirty

A level of uncleanliness that is beyond the normal amount. It is not a degree of dirty that can be achieved through normal means of grime acquisition. Hotdog dirty is usually attained by gaining a persistent amount of filth over an extended period of time, like that one gas station hotdog in the back of the roller.

The gym I've been going to for a few years now has never cleaned their locker rooms and can only be described as Hotdog Dirty.

by Gahbah November 13, 2020

hotdog holidays

Is a street corner hotdog stand located in pine county minn run by some fatman and his 2 gay lovers every year during the town's Quarry Days festival gay lovers gater round this hotdog stand happier than ever and call it hotdog holidays

Dam this fat man damaged my rim badly this hotdog holidays

by camping buddy June 11, 2017

police hotdog

A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.

My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.

by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023