Holiday Staredown 

The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.

Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!

Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.

Holiday Staredown by SG16 January 1, 2010

Holiday Popper 

The Holiday Popper, is when its that time of year, yes folks Christmas. And it just so happens you're so broke because of all the holiday shopping that you had to ask your mom for one of her menthols to hit a popper, which will also be the worst popper you ever end up hitting. (Look at popper to see definition)

Thus now you have the holiday popper, Menthol cigarette, with marijuana using a bong, to hit a popper.

Me: Mom.... can i please have a cig.... i am broke from holiday shopping...

Mom: ya sure have one of my MENTHOLS

Me, 5 Minutes Later: Wow... this holiday popper just wasn't worth it :(

Holiday Popper by TQMayng December 20, 2010

Holiday Leftovers 

Holiday leftovers refer to the people who are invited over for Christmas and don't leave until New Years.

Louis- "Are there still Holiday leftovers?"
Brianna-" Yeah, right on the couch and they're starting to go bad -_-"

Holiday Leftovers by xBadBarbiex December 27, 2010

Holiday Beard 

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

Holiday Beard by XaurreauX December 21, 2008

Holiday Whore 

A Non-Religious person who celebrates holidays that they have no right to. For instance, if you denounced Christianity 15 years ago, yet you still celebrate Christmas and Easter, you are a Holiday Whore. Most Atheists are Holiday Whores.

"Dude, what are you doing shopping for Christmas? I thought you were Athiest?"
"Yea, but I still celebrate it."
"Why?"
"Dunno, its fun."
"Dude, you're a total Holiday Whore!"

Holiday Whore by OggieOggieOggie,OinkOinkOink April 21, 2010

Holiday hook up 

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face and spreads it all around, he takes a handful of glitter and poof! holiday hook up baby!

Did you get a holiday hook up last night? Cause you have glitter all over your face.

Holiday hook up by Dennis the Menace II October 29, 2009

Holiday Tree 

Name used to call trees a city, state, federal or corporate office puts up during the holiday season where several holidays and traditions take place. Ornaments will usually represent several of the holidays that are celebrated in the community.
Created as an alternative to a Christmas Tree where only Christian traditions prevail in a community where Christianity is not law or establishment.

Usually loathed by Christians that take it as being unnecessary. They somehow believe the United States is a Christian nation. They are usually the same religious bunch that take offense to other religions being publicly displayed by government or corporate entities.

The new holiday tree at city hall is the tallest ever.

Holiday Tree by Checkah December 3, 2010