hetero sack

A drug dealer who uses sandwich bags & knots the end so you can never get the bag open, forcing you to rip it open & spill your shit. Very rarely seen in the homosexual lifestyle, hence the name.

Goddammit! Why does Mitch always have to use a hetero sack?!

by hookiecunt January 17, 2009

Heepke

A traditionally German name, which is very popular in Hamburg. Pronounced Heap - Ka, it means 'Large Ditch' in the original german dialect, used from it's creation to 1408. The most famous Heepke was named Heepka Sandross, a worker woman in the german worker's rights movement in 1873, and posed an assassination attempt on Wilhelm I in his yearly procession through Munich.

Heepke, my roomate, is on the rowing team.

by Chudley April 12, 2010

heteroflexiable

A person who will hook up with a member of the same sex, but does not consider themselves to be fully bisexual

Hey, so I heard you're playing for both teams now?

Nah, I'm just being heteroflexiable

by chellsa October 16, 2010

hetero-ethnosexual

someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex belonging to a certain ethnicity, they are somewhat asexual but heterosexual only to certain ethnicities,in between hetero-sexual and asexual, similar to gray-asexuals

1. not only are you racist for only dating white guys, but you're also a hetero- ethnosexual

2. she has turned down every man who asked her on a date, is she hetero-sexual,bi-sexual,hetero-ethnosexual or is she a lesbian, because it looks like shes not really into men

by wHaTzYoNaMe October 31, 2015

hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.

Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?

by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017

Heteric

Cheat, fanny liar, mouth bollocks, dick landers,

Owen is a Heteric

by Scandal Sam August 29, 2018

Gay hetero

A person who claims they are straight but do questionable things/are experimental/curious. This can be used as another word for bisexual. Basically someone who says they're heterosexual but aren't. (Poser)

Jerry: "Did you see Ashley making out with Lisa?"

Toby: "Yeah, she's a gay hetero."

by MorbidlyObeseLady April 20, 2018