Hepatitis S

When a man habitually dates strippers and routinely falls in love with them

Did you hear that Aaron got Hepatitis S? Yah, he is in love with a stripper.

by sbdiesel June 11, 2018

Heptacochil C

Large golf ball-sized parasite that latches to the urethra wall inside the penis and ejects its tentacles out of the tip of the penis while while peeing. Parasite can only be removed by jelking.

The doctor informed George that the presence of tentacles while peeing was an indicator of the Heptacochil C parasite.

by Queen Pammy May 7, 2018

Hepped up for no place.

Hepped up for no place: when one helps oneself up with imagined conflicts in order to get a self dose of testosterone. Often done when their regular substance of addiction is no longer available. See also:

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.

He was all like Stormin’ Normin’ yesterday. Postwar and all hepped up for no place. Getting angry about the neighbors four doors down’s methods of lawn care and pruning.

by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018

Heapapotamus

A fat tightly rolled joint or blunt.

This is a nice heapapotamus

by PWcrash September 23, 2018

hepafukintitis

Worse case scenario of the wicked bad livah disease other wise known as hepatitis #bigDee

My mom.was so yellow that we knew she had hepafukintitis

by Darl1 January 13, 2019

Hepatitis BD

Hepatitis BD is a severe case of Hepatitis, BD is short for Big Dick.

Person 1: Hey man I gotta tell you something serious

Person 2: What’s wrong man?

Person 1: I got a severe case of Hepatitis BD.

Person 2: Oh dang dude, that’s awful.

Person 1: Hepatitis Big Dick

Person 2: haha very funny.

by Zucc MCN January 18, 2019

Heppenstall

I word used to describe Neanderthal thick twat

Your an Heppenstall

by Flambé June 7, 2019