Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
by scratchmaster101 December 8, 2009
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Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
by ManWhoKnows April 2, 2008
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noun, a "game" where someone hopes that someone will not be caught in sexual harassment
An employer is playing it by not educating employees about sexual harassment.
A council is playing it in a sexual harassment court case when it's not clear what the opposing side will present and whether it will convince judge and/or jury
An employer is playing it by not educating employees about sexual harassment.
A council is playing it in a sexual harassment court case when it's not clear what the opposing side will present and whether it will convince judge and/or jury
by ShnitzelFritzel June 10, 2011
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Get the Harrasseled mug.When a guy begs and pleads for you to send them nudes while they are masturbating so they can cum to it.
“Sarah pleaseee let me see those titties I’m so close. I’ll cum so quick. I know you’re at work but Harrassturbation is my kink”
by Wait up May 16, 2022
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Can be a good or a baad smell...
Quite similar to nosesturbation
Can be a good or a baad smell...
Quite similar to nosesturbation
Example:
<Kelvin was in office>
Kelvin: I can smell the KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) but I didnt see any Colonel. Damn, this is nosessual harrassment!!
<Kelvin was in office>
Kelvin: I can smell the KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) but I didnt see any Colonel. Damn, this is nosessual harrassment!!
by anotherguyfrompennsylvania March 16, 2011
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