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No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
by heyschmexy September 15, 2011
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goon hand

Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.
by birdjjb February 15, 2007
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Shoe Hands

When your style of game playing is so bad there's no other explanation other than you are playing with shoes on your hands (Can be one or both hands).

A metaphor for players who are bad at playing games which involve the use of both or one hand(s)
"How can Sarah be so bad at aiming? " - T-800

"What do you expect? She's obviously playing with Shoe Hands" - Kyle Reese
by IndieManuel May 17, 2015
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hand panties

A woman's use of a hand to cover her pubic area when she is naked. The gesture is usually accompanied by an arm bra (i.e., the use of an arm to cover the breasts).
Guy 1: I hear that in her latest movie, Megan Fox is completely naked.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she wears hand panties and an arm bra, so you can't see anything.
Guy 1: That sucks!
by ring-tailed roarer February 18, 2011
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hand shaker

by Scott367 April 5, 2007
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smoke hand

One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.
Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.
by 3rd from the left May 11, 2010
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Hogrida Hand

The definition of a white kid with a Mohawk named Jayden
“Damn, Jayden looking hella hogrida today”

“HOGRIDA”
HOGRIDA HAND 2022
by idk69420mu April 18, 2022
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