Ha Shorthand

Ha shorthand is a method for conveying different discrete magnitudes of amusement or laughter. It is derived from haha, and can be communicated with only 3 characters.

1Ha == Ha
2Ha == Haha
3Ha ==Hahaha
Etc..

Pablo Escobar: Knock Knock.
El Chapo: Who’s there?
Pablo Escobar: Mustache.
El Chapo: Mustache who?
Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
El Chapo: 4ha
Pablo Escobar: Great use of ha shorthand!

by sml12 June 11, 2018

Has hands

When something is seemingly easy but can absolutely throw hands.

I thought this homework was going to be easy but it has hands

by Applebottomshorts November 10, 2021

Wha-ha

a word used in place of sweet, wow, or something of the sort

Ben- Hey bia, look at that girl with those tig ol bitties.
Kush- Wha-ha!!! Damn shes fine

by Ben February 24, 2003

ah-ha

an instant at which the solution to a problem becomes clear

The client had an ah-ha moment after I explained him how the new software would resolve his problems

by misterluis July 17, 2018

Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.

Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"

by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008

mar$ha

It’s basically ‘Marsha’ but even cooler because it has a ‘$’ instead of an ‘s’.

It’s an upgrade from ‘Marsha’ because it’s cooler, sexier, and makes you a mami.

Chelsea: *writing Mar$ha’s name*
Mar$ha: Oh you spelled it wro—
Chelsea: Shut up Marsha

Mar$ha: It’s “Mar$ha” not “Marsha”
Chelsea: *shook* Oh frick! I’m SO SO sorry 😅.. Please, let me buy you lunch.

by LooseCurls May 6, 2018

Ke$ha

see Whore

wow man... that Ke$ha gave you head?

by pinkn1nja June 20, 2010