Guinea

Italian racial slur; Only for One Italian to define another Italian. As Black People use the word N*gga.
Guineas and Guidos are NOT the same thing.
People usually say, Guidos are Italian. Not true. Guidos are basically wanna-be Italians. Men that dress like the stereotypical Italian or Italian American just to receive recognition by others. Many people tend to call Italians "Guido". Best bet is to just not call an Italian a Guinea if your NOT Italian, unless you want a pissed of Italian wanting to kick your ass.

An Italian Speaking to Another Italian.

Salvatore : Hey there you damn Guinea. How you holdin' up?

Roberto : Pretty good... You're self?

A Non-Italian Speaking to an Italian.

Bob: Hey ya guinea! Hows it going?

Roberto: Call me a guinea again and I'll push those words out your ass.

by MrMcgueeDupree December 22, 2009

guinea horn

An oversized, massive clitoris that is so big that it can be frightening and occasionally mistaken for a male organ. It has been known to make grown men run for their lives.

Man, I got Cindy's pants off, dude, and started rubbing her crotch and she got a guinea horn that jumped up and sprang to life! Scared the crap outta me!

by Hornshark May 15, 2006

guinea

A British Coin, made from Gold exported from Guinea in Africa.

A Guinea is still used in British Horse Racing, and is of the value of one pound and five pence.

The word Guinea is associated with the coin/currency unit in the UK rather than as a reference to Italians.

There are numerous horse races such as the 2000 Guineas.

by Conran1000 November 18, 2007

Guice

A drink comprised of Goon, nasty cheap cask wine and juice, most commonly orange, pineapple, mango, etc. to mask flavour.

Better than Goon, worse than Juice

"pass the guice!"

"i didn't get the ratio of my guice right! tastes like ass."

by Penny.F March 20, 2011

Gizelle

Head-bobbin, finger-pointing, sassy Puerto Rican lady who is a lover of fine foods and wine; often gives poor first impressions but inevitably everyone grows to love her. Usually married to a high-maintenance metrosexual who thinks he's funnier than his wife - NOT! One hot feisty babe! A true friend that can be confrontational when cornered. Someone to end up in jail with because it was worth the fun getting there!

I couldn't stand you when I first met you but now I really like you.

response: OMG, I feel the SAME way!

We pulled a gizelle last night and were allowed one phone call.

by navy wife February 3, 2010

guinea

The Irish-American word for Italian.

Refrencing the belief that Southern Italians recieved darker genes from the Moore colinization of Sicily, and the similar appearence to people from the Guinea coast of Africa.

It is often interpreted as being called part-nigger and non-white and is usually taken very offensively.

Mick: I hate those Tanglewood guineas. They think they run yonkers. The Westies are comin' motherfuckers!
Guido: Yeah right, paddy!

by Jack Doyle January 13, 2007

Guinevere

Guinevere is a beautiful, fun, smart, and kind girl. She is probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet! Her dirty hilarious jokes will make you cry from laughing so hard. When she is not joking around, she is very focused on sports and her friends. Maybe you just met her that day, or maybe you’ve known her forever, she will always bring a smile to your face. Her beauty is like no other. She is pretty inside and out. She light up a room when she walks into it. But, she never wants to feel like the prettiest one. She embraces her beauty with everyone. You’ll be lucky to meet a Guinevere, because when you do she will be the kindest person you know.

“Guinevere is so pretty!”
“I know right! She is also so athletic and kind”

by Gucci_whajsjdcncifdj April 21, 2018