The Grinch

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.

"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

glunch

Bubba lashed the sewer last day, said it played an air cushion and made him very clammy and groggy. Went to his dinner table and got a turnip scud, scum was bellowing from that starship enterprise. I hate my parents they make me eat. Turkey soup ham coop glunch my head. You find an attack RJs pizzeria, shilla orchestra combined with trust company funds to make vancies.Mrs Martin is frustrated looking at the ceiling while lashing little imbreaded students. Joey L got gnarled and gnashed into turkey mesh. He punched it and got wired. Mr. Greaseman greased his hands and made a little car oil out of alittle elbow grease. Wicked smart clones of russ haynes invade by trespassing into a DZ discovery zone. Flip flip bunny hop beat box chop chop banana bop cant stop elmer fudd. Hall groupie todd the toad made a hazardous bankruptcy chard doiley blow in. I made a fiber hop a reduced porkchop. Merry go around antics are charred gopher cakes inside showboxes and eskimo pies. Anti-corn kernal rootbulb attracted infectious noninfectious fur cloaks. Dont try to steal froth from a janitors larva. Chunky waterfalls are button candies. Peanut brittle is getting jiggy with kaczor pubes. Snack attack is back with jack the crack, he got sacked!

Harry the little boy is very old. His legs are very harry and groggy. Glunch is the best i have ever had.

by Cat Nip September 16, 2005

gunch hog

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

by Brisco Darling August 12, 2005

Grinched

When one's heart grows multiple sizes, bursting through actual and metaphorical barriers and eliminating past grumpiness.

"My heart totally Grinched when I saw a Tweet of Nathan Fillion kissing a weensy puppy."

by skrillaknits December 16, 2009

gruncle

gruncle....a combing of two words great uncle

Gruncle Gord got to hold his neice for the first time tonight.

by RETALS May 2, 2011

Grinch

A grinch is when one takes a gravity bong hit and the smoke is so thick that is almost green. This will get you extremely stoney baked

" Fuck sake kemza thats a fucking crembaw , its goin yella . "
" Is it fuck mate this hings a fucking grinch , looks lit fucking shrek ."
" Ye expecting me to clear that ya maddy ."

by John Gouboh April 21, 2015

graunch

To spoil an object by carelessness or ignorance or both.

"He graunched up my new kitchen whilst fitting it"

by Pedant April 14, 2004