kiss my grits

to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned

Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits

by Amandoid March 6, 2004

moshing grits

when two girls

I was watching this porn, and these two girls just started moshing grits. It was way cool.

by Rhymin Steve December 17, 2002

Southern Grit Warbler

Some kind of bird that Hunter thinks exists?

Hunter seems oddly obsessed with the imaginary Southern Grit Warbler.

by dustypin November 25, 2021

calm yo grits

A hermit crab version of calm yo tits
Used by protective parents. Some kids never grow out of it.

Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...

by Parkderp1 February 1, 2016

titz ma grits

hey felix is titz ma grits

felix garcia is TITZ MA GRITS WITH HIS AZIAIN HOMIE OVEN MITS

by FELIX JOEL GARCIS, ANAHEIM CA August 26, 2008

West Virginia Grit Shits

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.

I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Stop dippin in my grits

A way to tell somone to get out of your bussiness.

:Talking to nick:
mal - ..yeah it was a really good service everyone was filled with the holy spirit and..

jonathon - ..im more spirit filled than you!

mal - ..i dont really care jonathon i never even asked you that so anyway..

jonathon - IM MORE SPIRIT FILLED THEN YOU!

mal - Jonthon, Stop dippin in my grits!

by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008