dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

130 grams

the perfect size of a sandwich

My sandwich is 130 grams.
Pretty filling.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025

packing grams

Packing several grams of weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

"Dude you're really packing grams." He says.

by onyxfirebird December 25, 2016

jam-a-gram

the primary form of communication for old animal jam players

3RD GRADER IN 2017: ey buddy hop on ajpw after school i needa shoot you a jam-a-gram its about my e-bf

by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023

skid-o-gram

When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.

Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?

Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!

by knobross69 January 18, 2024

Zackary Grams

Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.

Hey look! It’s Zackary Grams, the nattiest beta I’ve ever seen!

by Nattybeta420 November 14, 2021

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018