glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

Glitter Egg

When a stripper farts out a glitter bomb after anal

After 3 years of pursuing Candy, I took her home and fucked her butt and she laid a glitter egg

by archery60x March 14, 2022

Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016

The glitter jab

A sexual act involving glitter-It is when the male of the relationship inserts glitter via pipette into the penis the proceeds to ejaculate into their Woman getting her pregnant in the process

People do this so their child is full of life and has a fun personality

Oh Johnny I want our baby to be exciting and fun not boring can we please use The glitter jab

by timmyZtom June 18, 2021

glitterous cliterous

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names

yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid

by braceface._.juju February 16, 2021

Glitter Pox

1. The random appearance of glitter on your body.

2. Glitter appearing out of nowhere.

You have something on your face. I think you may have contracted glitter pox.

by Rev Nugget November 5, 2019

Glitter lung

When you sweep up too much glitter during the holiday season. Coined by Micarah Tewers in her holiday Barbie video.

Person 1: gosh im working so much I’m getting glitter lung from sweeping so much Christmas decorations

by Ramzzz_chica August 7, 2023