four function phone

A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).

A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.

by lilhill April 4, 2010

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functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

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Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009

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function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

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Ian function

The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."

I am a survivor of the Ian Function

by Barr3.0 February 12, 2024

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Multi-Functional Bathroom

The name speaks for itself. It had it's appearance in a YouTube Poop about How It's Made called Wow! It's Made! number 3. Apparently, barrels of beer have to be rolled into them so they can age.

"The barrels are rolled into a Multi-Functional Bathroom" - How It's Made Mystery Narrator.

by TheMysteryWordMaker August 19, 2019

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