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Fuckening Of Christ

An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.
"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"

"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."

"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."
by binkazoid May 16, 2019
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highly fucked

When any given situation,plan, piece of property,or financial opportunity has backfired,or been ruined or
destroyed by your own hands or someone elses.
We was highly fucked on our road trip back from Vegas because our drop-top wouldn't close on the car and we drove
182 dam miles in the rain to get back.
by fiddlers8 July 16, 2008
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deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)
i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.
by messyp April 1, 2009
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Fanny Fucker

A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.
"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."
by Pashleu December 21, 2015
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scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.
Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.
by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009
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Bastard Whore Fucker

A guy who cheats on his wife or fiancee with a slut.
Dick: Honey, I want to apologize for not remembering our anniversary yesterday, will you forgive me?

Jane: You didn't even come home last night You were probably screwing your secretary you Bastard Whore Fucker! I'm leaving you!
by ttboy123 August 29, 2011
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My Mother Fucker

Nickname for "Dad"/"Father", since he is the fucker of our mother.
Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!

Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF
by MILF_FUCKER May 30, 2017
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