fuck me sideways

when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)

'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"

by pgdog August 29, 2018

fucked me over

got fucked up

messed up

after i told him that i was gay, he told everyone and he fucked me over

by mike ecko January 23, 2007

fuck me red

A color of red, usually describing nail polish, that is meant to look sexy and attractive.

Do you see the girl with the Fuck Me Red nail polish?

by psedge February 27, 2008

fuck me in the ass

its usually used when something you hear is utterly unbelievable,, for a moment u feel u'r dreaming,, thats when u ask the other person to fuck u in the ass so u know its not a dream from the pain arising from the fucking

"theres a surprise test tomorrow" says Nik
Sam: "oh man,, fuck me in the ass.."

by bee kalaria April 24, 2009

fuck-me bracelets

Bracelets, that if ripped off by some person other than yourself, means you have to have sex with them.

If you rip it off yourself, you have to masturbate.

I don't wear fuck-me bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.

by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005

fuck me bangs

The putrid late 80's-early 90's hair "style" in which a female utilizes most of the can of Aqua Net to jack her bangs up to a height that rivals the girl's body height. The resulting look is that of a claw on the front of the offending party's head, or depending on their levels of promiscuity can resemble a nuclear blast. The end look is that of a cheap tart or lady of the night.

Keely and her slut bag friends jacked up their fuck me bangs for a day of hooking at the mall food court.

by Chuckster Farrell January 11, 2009

Fucking me off

When "pissing me off" just isn't strong enough.

Drivers who just dart in front of me like that are really fucking me off!

by Simon Proxy January 23, 2011