The evolved form of "psh." It went from "psh" to "psha" to "pshaw" then the the ultimate form, fpshaw! Use as an exclaimation of something awesome or as emphasis of doubt.
Official Sign of Fpshaw: Extend the middle finger and the ring finger on either the right or left hand. Hold fingers under the nose and make the motion like "beyaw", just say "fpshaw."
Official Sign of Fpshaw: Extend the middle finger and the ring finger on either the right or left hand. Hold fingers under the nose and make the motion like "beyaw", just say "fpshaw."
by #1 Big Bootay June 30, 2007
Get the fpshaw mug.a (F)at (P)arty (A)nimal. Normally female. They exist in their natural environments of shitty dive bars, 2nd year college dorms, or community colleges offering programs in medical coding and billing. Were thin and slightly attractive until about 19 or 20, and following the combination of a slowing metabolism and increased consumption of dollar drafts, gained between 15 to 40 pounds, mainly in the hip/thigh/face regions.
They tend to enjoy being loud, wearing dresses entirely to tight that they may have fit into at an earlier age, and hunting for their natural prey, drunk munchies. On birthdays, along with the painted on dress, they wear novelty crowns and an unwarranted sense of self importance. Vulnerable too sprained cankles resulting from drunk dancing in high heels worn to prop up their dumpy asses. Enjoy party busses stocked with copious amounts of bud light and birthday cake in the shape of dicks. They usually sport leg scratches from pissing in the bushes, and facial scars from that time they fell into a brick wall. Usually have a cute friend that isn't worth it because she's just a couple years behind the rest of the gaggle.
Their favorite holidays are St. Patrick's day and Spaghetti day, or just St. Spaghetti Day. They love to party, they love to eat, and are constantly late for their reception job at the salon because they chipped a tooth on the handrail at the bar last night.
Sidenote - Rampant in Boston
They tend to enjoy being loud, wearing dresses entirely to tight that they may have fit into at an earlier age, and hunting for their natural prey, drunk munchies. On birthdays, along with the painted on dress, they wear novelty crowns and an unwarranted sense of self importance. Vulnerable too sprained cankles resulting from drunk dancing in high heels worn to prop up their dumpy asses. Enjoy party busses stocked with copious amounts of bud light and birthday cake in the shape of dicks. They usually sport leg scratches from pissing in the bushes, and facial scars from that time they fell into a brick wall. Usually have a cute friend that isn't worth it because she's just a couple years behind the rest of the gaggle.
Their favorite holidays are St. Patrick's day and Spaghetti day, or just St. Spaghetti Day. They love to party, they love to eat, and are constantly late for their reception job at the salon because they chipped a tooth on the handrail at the bar last night.
Sidenote - Rampant in Boston
Friend 1- Hey dude check out that pack of FPAs.
Friend 2- Oh dude that ones tearing into that wing plate!
Friend 1- Haha look at the one in yellow, she just wiped out on those obnoxious heels trying to fish those mike and ike out of her purse.
Friend 2- And the ones already done with the wings and moving on the the yard glass of keystone light. Friends kinda cute though.
Friend 1- No man, im not entertaining FPAs all night, i dont have enough beef jerkey and im out of busch light.
Friend 2- Oh dude that ones tearing into that wing plate!
Friend 1- Haha look at the one in yellow, she just wiped out on those obnoxious heels trying to fish those mike and ike out of her purse.
Friend 2- And the ones already done with the wings and moving on the the yard glass of keystone light. Friends kinda cute though.
Friend 1- No man, im not entertaining FPAs all night, i dont have enough beef jerkey and im out of busch light.
by GoodFortune February 21, 2011
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Get the FPM mug.A fat piece of shit. A dumb, fat, smelly, sweaty, untalented, greedy, lowlife who is constantly getting into trouble, making bad decisions, and in general behaving with no rationality at all, like an Fpos. does. These people are more common than you might think. They often don't attend school and brandish a strange, unfunny sense of humor.
(Example 1)
-Did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?
-Shut up man, i was hungry.
-Dude, you're being an Fpos.
(Example 2)
Dude, you are such an Fpos, you just lit my house on fire! That's not funny! What do you have to say for yourself?
(Fpos runs away)
-Did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?
-Shut up man, i was hungry.
-Dude, you're being an Fpos.
(Example 2)
Dude, you are such an Fpos, you just lit my house on fire! That's not funny! What do you have to say for yourself?
(Fpos runs away)
by SturdlyMcHarkin September 2, 2012
Get the FPOS mug.Acronym: Further Proof That Mozart Is Underrated. Used often on classical music discussions on 4chan's music board, /mu/.
by LeChopinBanane October 14, 2015
Get the FPTMIU mug.KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.
Girl: hey, Kermit
Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW
Girl: Im hungry though
Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW
Girl: Im hungry though
Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019
Get the Fps KermitTF mug."It has also been reported that the series had a total count of "fucks" of 2980, and a cumulative FPM of 1.56."
by amyghania August 20, 2007
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