floobs

Flabby boobs typically seen on obese pre-pubescent youngins and post-pubescent fat people. Floobs are a symptom of overactive hormones, which gives them a tenacious sex drive. Masculine v.: Moobs.

Did you see the floobs on that sixth grader? She must be a tiger in bed.

by Tam and Jess November 18, 2006

fooba

noun. a very fluffy animal, very warm and friendly.
a nickname you can call a friend when they're being an idiot, but you love them anyways.

Geez, you're such a fooba! XD

by Anna T. Bautista February 20, 2008

maypril fools

A prank that starts on April 1st and ends on May 1st. This here is the April Fools long con.

Not for the faint of heart - Namby-Pamby Pranksters need not apply.

Me: I've been thinking a lot about my transition to Dolphin.
You: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about them fins.
Me: MAYPRIL FOOLS, YOU IDIOT!

by Bizzmark July 15, 2016

Foodstamps

A parasite who gets $200 in food stamps because he only gets a little in ssd for only working 2 days in his life and is always asking for handouts from everyone!

Foodstamps still owes me 3 beers 3 months ago what a parasite

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019

April Fools

April Fools is a fine piece of pornography starring man bun dontay where a man says that he has a pain on his leg but is was actually his pp and he got his step sister to jerk him off. his sister got naked in his bed THE NEXT DAY. he fricked her bum hol and he said "ugh this is so wrong" and she said "making me touch your cock on the couch was not wrong" and in his defence he said "you didn't even touch it" they decided to frik some more. his pp fell out when she was jirating on his pp. i got scared because i thought that she had a shlong. man bun dontay said "fuck get back in there" when he was about to cum he told he to get off and she said no then he said "oh god" he flinged in her coochie and then text came up saying "oops you missed the best part"

i love the porno april fools

by shaan simp May 12, 2020

whole foods

an up-scale market catering to those seeking natural and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand products are reasonable. The customer service is excellect and the "Prepared Foods" is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke.

by Carlos Mc December 12, 2007

fools deasy

a girl that will suck your dick in front of your boys and then suck all of your boys' dicks

DAMN, that girl is a FOOLS DEASY

by Anne October 27, 2004