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fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.
Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!
by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018
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What the fluff

A viral Instagram challenge which people hold a blanket in front of them and “disappear” (run away) as they drop it in front of an animal such as a dog, cat, turtle, rabbit etc.
John: I did the “What The Fluff” challenge with my cat and he ignored me.
Suzy: Im sorry not even your cat loves you.
by Clarissa is trash July 5, 2018
mugGet the What the fluffmug.

Cluster Fluff

Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.
by Dr Omega May 4, 2011
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shit fluff

a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out
i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff
by sirweighalot March 26, 2009
mugGet the shit fluffmug.

fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.
Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."
by trisomy October 5, 2010
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firebird fluff

a mullet that is sported by camaro and firebird owners
Oh my god, I can't believe that guy in that IROC-Z has a firebird fluff.
by mike19861999 November 28, 2010
mugGet the firebird fluffmug.

Marshmallow Fluff

A performative fart enhanced with the application of shaving foam
If you eat too many soap beans you’re going to have a whole lot of marshmallow fluff
by Ratbag133 October 18, 2017
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