Capn floatus

Hot pirate capn from the hit game floatus

Bro I just saw capn floatus im busti

by XxHooliganGamer78xX May 9, 2023

Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.

After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.

by Chief Chester March 26, 2009

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Root Beer Float

When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)

Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car

by I Made This Account In Spite April 3, 2022

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

Float like a butterfly

Float like a butterfly

Preferred that ..

Maybe by summer …

Healing sun …

Have an affinity with butterflies … :)

Float like a butterfly …

Sting like a bee …

Brutal deluxe … if I write this .. do not read …

You will never be the same again …

And not in a good way …

Gods work … sigh …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

whatever floats your duck

a more complicated and cute way to say whatever; a way to mask the fact that you simply don't care.

Joe: I just got to level 80 in WoW!

Sue: Whatever floats your duck..

by atlrein January 25, 2009