Not a flex

To be used when somebody says something that is just embarrassing, yet they don’t seem to realize it.

“I haven’t taken a shower in two weeks” - random
“That is not a flex” - person with common sense

by KGBillionaratio January 4, 2021

Hetero-flexible

A primarily straight human being who occasionally enjoys sexual engagement with the same sex with only playfulness in mind. No future commitment or expectations involved. i.e. Drunk and horny.

I'm not bisexual, I'm "hetero-flexible".

"We're all gay when the right guy is not around"

"My hetero-flexibility is gauged by how drunk I am and how hot he/she is"

by AllegraKate November 30, 2009

flenis

Common slang for a flaccid penis. Used when one is too lazy to say "flaccid penis" in its entirety.

Richard has by far the longest flenis in the entire building.

by MacBeefin August 4, 2011

weird flex but ok

when somethig someone does may seem quite off or weird but ur just to lazy to give a fuck

friend 1) *eats a whole pig at school*

friend 2) “weird flex but ok”

by whipnaenae_ November 2, 2018

pimp master flex

one cool dude

that guy is pimp master flex

by andrew June 7, 2003

bow flex

N. a piece of exercise machinery that is used for no particular purpose other than to create some pretty heavy camel toe.

"wow, this new bow flex commercial is nothing more than a vast array of camel toe."

by ballsac October 14, 2003

subtle flex

Wearing expensive attire that are not flashy, e.g. a pair of Balenciaga booties, but that are still recognizable from an exclusive brand.

Craig likes to wear designer that are not attention grabbing.
Craig likes to subtle flex.

by an intoxicated bear April 8, 2019