poppy fletcher

very unfunny person and usually thinks shes sick but not also likes to smell sweat

hey isnt poppy fletcher unfunny

by Horhey Money Morgan December 11, 2021

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tom felton

a person who has sexual relations with there sister and sunflowers them (the act of putting ur arm up to your elbow in fanny and opening ur hand)

tom: i did a tom felton last night

tilly:i know why did u do it too me

by tom felton779837 April 8, 2022

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jack fletcher

Women repeler, child attractor, dates minors(Boys), miller, zesty, kinky but lets not forget his mother is leng.

Don’t be a jack fletcher or you might go to prison

Doing a jack fletcher

by yungNickOnDaTrack February 27, 2023

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tasneem felton is the prettiest smartest nicest and best cello player in the world she deserves everything in the world i love her to bits. she has little bangs with long hair the prettiest eyebrows on the planet and dont let her personality fool you she is amazing at netball althought she doestn't play much. tassy has great style and the only colours you will ever see her where is grey black white brown and a lil bit of green she also never has a bad hair day

tas if your reading this u are loved and beautiful

random: is that Tasneem Felton she is soo pretty

me: ik

by .b.b..b.b..b.b.b.b.b] May 1, 2023

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Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.

Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023

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Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.

Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!

by Fucked up stuff November 6, 2023

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