Flapjack

When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.

"I made a flapjack yesterday"

by treesarepurple October 11, 2006

Flapjack

The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.

I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!

by hammering hank January 29, 2010

flapjacket

a slang term for vagina

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.

by e*rex January 13, 2004

flapjack

lying down naked flopping from your belly to your back

Harold flapjacked in bed.

by sombodiididididid January 3, 2011

kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.

"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC

by thenatas May 8, 2004

flashkick

To kick someone in the chin before they even know you're about to kick them at all.

He started chattin smack so I flashkicked the mofo.

by Joodas August 10, 2004

Flapjack

Flapjack

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Flapjacker

Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.

synonym:

pancake

"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."

"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"

by Lime Beard November 19, 2009